1. (via ittybitsy)

    2 hours ago  /  3,577 notes  /  #cats  #witches  #what time is it?  #misandry time  #it's always misandry time somewhere  /  Source: male-tears

  2. Could I hire someone to apply aloe Vera to my face while I sleep? I’m so tired but I want to bury myself in aloe to unlobsterize

    3 hours ago  /  0 notes  / #personal  

  3. Livin’ that lobster life, making my tattle swag more appropriate #DontCutMe @tattle_crime #TattleSwag #DontBurnMe

    Livin’ that lobster life, making my tattle swag more appropriate #DontCutMe @tattle_crime #TattleSwag #DontBurnMe

    6 hours ago  /  0 notes  /  #me  #tattle crime  #tattle swag  #don't cut me  #don't burn me  #anymore  #sdcc  #Eat the Con  #more like eat my face it's probably crispy like chicken  #the cable guy

  4. Thanks @SleepyHollowFOX I’ve always wanted a selfie with myself! (at Petco Park)

    Thanks @SleepyHollowFOX I’ve always wanted a selfie with myself! (at Petco Park)

    11 hours ago  /  0 notes  /  #me  #sleepy hollow  #sdcc  #great fun  #double selfie  #twinning

  5. Finn met Headless #AdventureTime #SleepyHollow #sdcc (at San Diego Convention Center)

    Finn met Headless #AdventureTime #SleepyHollow #sdcc (at San Diego Convention Center)

    13 hours ago  /  0 notes  /  #sdcc  #adventure time  #sleepy hollow

  6. I “won” an xbox one! #xboxsweeps #xboxone #sdcc http://t.co/ttT6Suw90T (at Manchester Grand Hyatt San Diego)

    I “won” an xbox one! #xboxsweeps #xboxone #sdcc http://t.co/ttT6Suw90T (at Manchester Grand Hyatt San Diego)

    13 hours ago  /  1 note  /  #sdcc  #xboxone  #xboxsweeps  #me  #wonderful  #i'm so proud of myself  #I had a gentleman running the area take the pic  #we were surprised it wasn't a locking display

  7. jumbso:

    anathematique:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    notviolet:

    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

    SHUT THE HELL U P

    this man has gone too far

    i hate

    when people

    make these things

    and then

    don’t link to the video

    like, what do you think people are going to want to do when they see this? yeah, watch the video. it’s especially frustrating when it’s a youtube personality’s fandom. you could have been responsible for getting them some views and subs. but you didn’t take the ten seconds to link the video you spent however long making a gifset from. argh.

    unless the problem is there WAS a link but someone took it out and put in their own shit when they reblogged. which is a whole different rant for another day.

    hi here’s the video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tHrUr_ozZs

    (via vaselinetoast)

    17 hours ago  /  133,769 notes  / #Chris Pratt  #gifset    /  Source: chrisprattdelicious

  8. unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

    unwinona:

    McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

    James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

    Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

    Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

    No classes together ever goodbye

    (via vesme)

    17 hours ago  /  45,650 notes  /  #harry potter  /  Source: diegolopezocon

  9. vaselinetoast:

    *sees photo of Idris Elba*

    *starts nodding*

    17 hours ago  /  2 notes  / #idris elba    /  Source: vaselinetoast

  10. (via stargates)

    18 hours ago  /  859 notes  / #the x-files    /  Source: notkatniss

  11. awwww-cute:

I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

    awwww-cute:

    I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep

    (via ittybitsy)

    18 hours ago  /  181,736 notes  /  #cats  /  Source: awwww-cute

  12. kingsleyyy:

    this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

    (via ittybitsy)

    18 hours ago  /  87,505 notes  / #hedgehogs  #gosh  #inspiration    /  Source: kingsleyyy

  13. (via comecuddlewiffme)

    1 day ago  /  6,845 notes  /  #cats  #gosh  /  Source: bestlols

  14. hallekiefer:

    laptopped:

    imagine banana with any other vowel

    bununu

    benene

    bonono

    binini

    bynyny

    You mean like THE EXTREMELY POPULAR CHiLDRENS’ SONG? What if a spider went up a water spout too? Jeez, give me a break!

    (via matthewedwards)

    1 day ago  /  323,949 notes

  15. (via insideachrysaliswrithing)

    1 day ago  /  9,767 notes  /  #cats  #gif  #gosh  /  Source: gifini.com